THE REASON YOUTUBE IS DEAD

You all know Asian Jake Paul (rice gum)
And y’all know content cop (leafyishere)
You also know Jake Paul himself (Jake Paul)
And you also know the 12 year old rage child (Lt Corbis)
You should know the furry guy to (pyrocinical)

Idk what Lt Corbis has to do with this
But it looks like Pyro and Leafy are roasting
Rice gum
This looks bad
(NO IT DOESN'T)
Jake Paul is being a (very naughty word)
And IDK what to do


That’s everyone’s reaction to this
And the new YouTube terms of service
And YouTube heros!?
Is this the worst thing you can come up with
It’s worse than it was in 2016
(Dramatic 2016 flashbacks)
I have become WOKE #staywoke

Roses are red
Violets are blue
YouTube is terrible
Leafy is to

BYE LOSERS 😛

THIS IS HALLOWEEN!! 🎃💀😈

Hi um it’s Halloween
Does anyone here actually go trick-or-treating
I don’t like Halloween that much
DO YOU WANT ME TI ACTUALLY LIKE IT
As I said in one of my posts
I don’t care about your opinions
I really don’t

Roses are red
Halloween candy is really good
I don’t wanna go trick-or-treating
But they say I should

BYE LOSERS 👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍💻😂😝😜😛😋

FANDOMS?!

If your ever a fan of something on the internet
You have probably heard the word fandom before
DO YOU CARE TO LOOK UP MEANINGS
Probably not
Your probably wondering what fandoms are
THINGS WHERE PEOPLE POST CRAPPY CONTENT 
That’s pretty much it
Or where people fan-girl
(COMPLETELY GO NUTS)
Over one character
Fandoms are groups of people
Who are fans of a certain thing
You may be wondering what fandoms I’m in
WELL LET ME TELL YOU
I’m in the Undertale fandom, the FNaF fandom, and to rain down on all you guys
THE PYROCINICAL FANDOM

Roses are red
Fandoms are bad 
What can I tell you
I’m not glad 

BYE LOSERS 😜😛😝😋

MC DONALDS!!!

Today something exciting happened
WHY DO YOU THINK IM LYING
Well I got to.............
SIT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AT SCHOOL AND EAT MC DONALDS!
I felt kinda bad because....
I ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED A HAPPY MEAL!!
Its really just.. just... a sad tragedy you know
 So, more poems.... I guess so

Roses are red
Mc Donalds sucks
Eating a happy meal
Is bad luck

HASTA LA VISTA LOSERS

BEING RICH SAVES TIME!!!

Clickbait is fun
I really enjoy the fact that you can say anything on the internet as much as you want

CUPCAKES ON SATURN!?

I was bored
So I made a clickbait title
Wow, just wow
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
I don’t really care if you are
It don’t matter to me
Like really, you think I care if your a zombie
Like I care if you have cancer
Like I care if you think I’m autistic
I DONT CARE

SAVE ME!!

Why do I have to be in school?
I wish I could be homeschooled or something...........
Wait
MAYBE
*DEEP INHALE*
Uh, ok I lost it
Somebody save me please!!
*DRAMATIC BREATHING*
Please bring me out of this dungeon of math!
Homework is boring

Roses are red
I have a brusiers
I’ll see you soon
SO GOODBYE LOSERS